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Abendstern
23.05.2003, 23:45
Man kann sich ja so missverstehen.....:D

DerBlinde
23.05.2003, 23:50
Was denn?? ;) :D

Abendstern
24.05.2003, 00:00
Barium = What you do when the patient dies


Urine = The opposite of"You're out!"


Cauterize = Made eye contact with her


Ova = Finished; done with


Sperm = To reject, look away from


Dilate = To live a long time


Enema = Opposite of a friend


Node = Was aware of


White count = Number of caucasians


Hernia = Pertaining to a female's knee


Fibrillate = To tell a small lie


D&C = Where Washington is


Bunion = Paul's surname


Rectum = Danger near killed him


Paradox = Two doctors


Coronary = Domesticated yellow bird


Constipation = Endangered feces


Penis = Someone who plays the piano


Humerus = To tell us what we want to hear


Intestine = Currently taking an exam


Outpatient = A person who has fainted


Genital = Non-Jew


Sacrum = Holy


Pap Smear = to slander your father


Pelvis = The evil twin of Elvis


Seizure = Roman Emperor


Cat Scan = When the Secret Service looks for Socks

Ghoose
24.05.2003, 02:03
Die sind echt nicht schlecht...und ich hab sogar die meisten kapiert...irgendwann...:D :rolleyes:
mein favorit ist eindeutig "Pelvis" :-p

Hubschrauberfanatiker
26.05.2003, 14:05
Ich sag da nur :D :D

RS-USER-Rettungshund
28.05.2003, 23:17
Wo ist noch mal die Kasse?*gg*:D

Hubschrauberfanatiker
31.05.2003, 00:38
Die steht in einem anderen Thread:D :D

Abendstern
13.08.2003, 16:58
hab noch einen


MCP = male chauvinist pig ;)

RS-USER-DerDings
13.09.2003, 18:31
Hier ! ;) :D