RS-USER-Katja
04.02.2007, 19:23
Heute zur Fortbildung mal wieder englisch ;)
"Don't panic. Leave it to us, we're the professionals!" - Paramedic
"How did that happen??" - Paramedic (over 30 years!) to pregnant women
"Do you have this regularly?" - Paramedic to traffic accident victim
"Sure he dies...in about 80 years..." - Paramedic to annoying bystander
"Dispatch, victim is a 5 YO female little boy...." - Paramedic
"Dispatch, can't receive you...please change location!!" - anon. Paramedic
"Dispatch, patient is unconscious, wishes to go to city hospital." - anon.
"Dispatch, there are 4 victims...oh, another one...hold it, there comes the next...6 victims...hm, well, let's say 8." - Paramedic at a very dynamic scene (finally we had 9 patients, partly hidden between bystanders)
"Hello, New York!!" - Paramedic arriving at above rather chaotic scene [after a tagline of one of the Ghostbusters arriving at a haunted building]
"Have you had that pulsing on your wrist ever before?" - Paramedic on taking a pulse...[after a tagline of Dr.Hawkeye Pierce of MASH (TV-Serial)]
"Ladder angle is thirty degrees, 25 minutes and 7 seconds local time" -- Firefighter
"It's only a test" - unknown Firefighter to a women, assuming she is just a bystander....only she was the owner of the burning house, just coming home.
"Come on, hurry up, [insert some harsh words here]!!!" - Emergency physician, holding patient's broken leg straight aside the road. "Well, I can't move unless you fixed the leg and I'm standing in a thistle", blushing Dr. after some asking looks by the Paramedics (patient was in stable condition, no obvious need for a hurry...).
"Well, here are the AV-blocks you requested" - silly EMT-student to teacher, dropping him a (heavy) couple of paper blocks on the desk...beeing fooled by his fellow class members.
"You have nothing to laugh, you're the patient" - young EMT on his first run
"Dispatch, I'm spelling the name: Yankee, Oscar, Uniform, Alfa, Sierra, Sierra, Hotel, Oscar, Lima, Echo" - Paramedic after beeing fooled by a very incompetent dispatcher numerous times that day (he even wrote those letters completely down before understanding...).
"Ambulance from Police, be careful on scene, it's rather icy - I just slipped and smashed straight on my face..." - police officer mumbling via radio, beeing more injured than the original patient.
Und mein Favorit:
"Oh, you're spelling! And I thought that guy has so many names..." - dispatcher, after requesting the patients name
"Don't panic. Leave it to us, we're the professionals!" - Paramedic
"How did that happen??" - Paramedic (over 30 years!) to pregnant women
"Do you have this regularly?" - Paramedic to traffic accident victim
"Sure he dies...in about 80 years..." - Paramedic to annoying bystander
"Dispatch, victim is a 5 YO female little boy...." - Paramedic
"Dispatch, can't receive you...please change location!!" - anon. Paramedic
"Dispatch, patient is unconscious, wishes to go to city hospital." - anon.
"Dispatch, there are 4 victims...oh, another one...hold it, there comes the next...6 victims...hm, well, let's say 8." - Paramedic at a very dynamic scene (finally we had 9 patients, partly hidden between bystanders)
"Hello, New York!!" - Paramedic arriving at above rather chaotic scene [after a tagline of one of the Ghostbusters arriving at a haunted building]
"Have you had that pulsing on your wrist ever before?" - Paramedic on taking a pulse...[after a tagline of Dr.Hawkeye Pierce of MASH (TV-Serial)]
"Ladder angle is thirty degrees, 25 minutes and 7 seconds local time" -- Firefighter
"It's only a test" - unknown Firefighter to a women, assuming she is just a bystander....only she was the owner of the burning house, just coming home.
"Come on, hurry up, [insert some harsh words here]!!!" - Emergency physician, holding patient's broken leg straight aside the road. "Well, I can't move unless you fixed the leg and I'm standing in a thistle", blushing Dr. after some asking looks by the Paramedics (patient was in stable condition, no obvious need for a hurry...).
"Well, here are the AV-blocks you requested" - silly EMT-student to teacher, dropping him a (heavy) couple of paper blocks on the desk...beeing fooled by his fellow class members.
"You have nothing to laugh, you're the patient" - young EMT on his first run
"Dispatch, I'm spelling the name: Yankee, Oscar, Uniform, Alfa, Sierra, Sierra, Hotel, Oscar, Lima, Echo" - Paramedic after beeing fooled by a very incompetent dispatcher numerous times that day (he even wrote those letters completely down before understanding...).
"Ambulance from Police, be careful on scene, it's rather icy - I just slipped and smashed straight on my face..." - police officer mumbling via radio, beeing more injured than the original patient.
Und mein Favorit:
"Oh, you're spelling! And I thought that guy has so many names..." - dispatcher, after requesting the patients name