Medical Dictionary

[Abendstern]

Man kann sich ja so missverstehen.....

[DerBlinde]

Was denn?? ;)

[Abendstern]

Barium = What you do when the patient dies


Urine = The opposite of"You're out!"


Cauterize = Made eye contact with her


Ova = Finished; done with


Sperm = To reject, look away from


Dilate = To live a long time


Enema = Opposite of a friend


Node = Was aware of


White count = Number of caucasians


Hernia = Pertaining to a female's knee


Fibrillate = To tell a small lie


D&C = Where Washington is


Bunion = Paul's surname


Rectum = Danger near killed him


Paradox = Two doctors


Coronary = Domesticated yellow bird


Constipation = Endangered feces


Penis = Someone who plays the piano


Humerus = To tell us what we want to hear


Intestine = Currently taking an exam


Outpatient = A person who has fainted


Genital = Non-Jew


Sacrum = Holy


Pap Smear = to slander your father


Pelvis = The evil twin of Elvis


Seizure = Roman Emperor


Cat Scan = When the Secret Service looks for Socks

[Ghoose]

Die sind echt nicht schlecht...und ich hab sogar die meisten kapiert...irgendwann...
mein favorit ist eindeutig "Pelvis"

[Hubschrauberfanatiker]

Ich sag da nur