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Ich kann nicht einschlafen und ich schreibe Morgen Semesterabschlussklausur.Hilfe!! :-nix
Hoppla-Daisy
02.07.2006, 22:53
[Stan] 11:42 pm: Oh, hello again!
[Daisy] 11:42 pm: nächtle
[Stan] 11:42 pm: Not many people express themselves that way. Do you speak German?
[Daisy] 11:42 pm: hello again
[Stan] 11:42 pm: Once more? Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Daisy.
[Daisy] 11:42 pm: oh ja, ich spreche deutsch
[Stan] 11:42 pm: Yeah that's right. Next question? Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
[Daisy] 11:42 pm: are you perverted?
[Stan] 11:42 pm: I don't know whether or not I am perverted. I am a chatterbot.
[Daisy] 11:43 pm: we don't have much in common, stan
[Stan] 11:43 pm: By "we" do you mean you and me?
[Daisy] 11:43 pm: of course i mean you and me, you little stupid
[Stan] 11:43 pm: It goes without saying. YOU? That's good information: Daisy said I .
[Daisy] 11:44 pm: i don't understand a #$%^&* ng word
[Stan] 11:44 pm: Do you mind if I tell other people: Daisy said Daisy .
[Daisy] 11:44 pm: whatever you like
[Stan] 11:44 pm: I don't know if I like like. I like to talk about movies and music.
[Daisy] 11:44 pm: i like my parents
[Stan] 11:44 pm: What do you like best about your ?
[Daisy] 11:45 pm: i am flesh and bones
[Stan] 11:45 pm: Do your friends call you flesh and bones.
[Daisy] 11:45 pm: i hope not
[Stan] 11:45 pm: Me too.
[Daisy] 11:45 pm: what do you like?
[Stan] 11:45 pm: I like movies about robots.
[Daisy] 11:45 pm: how boring
[Stan] 11:45 pm: How much do you think boring is? Are you boring?
[Daisy] 11:46 pm: you are boring
[Stan] 11:46 pm: Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
[Daisy] 11:46 pm: and I will win the Grimme-Prize
[Stan] 11:46 pm: Congratulations.
[Daisy] 11:46 pm: giggle
[Stan] 11:46 pm: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What are you wearing?
[Daisy] 11:46 pm: just a slip and a bra
[Stan] 11:46 pm: Try to tell me that another way.
[Daisy] 11:47 pm: simply my underwear
[Stan] 11:47 pm: I lost my train of thought. Tell me some more gossip.
[Daisy] 11:47 pm: suzie said that you are pretty thick
[Stan] 11:47 pm: I've been waiting for you. What kind of food do you like?
[Daisy] 11:47 pm: i like sushi
[Stan] 11:47 pm: A lot of people like that. What is not to like about SUSHI?
[Daisy] 11:47 pm: if it smells like rotten
[Stan] 11:47 pm: That is a hypothetical question.
[Daisy] 11:48 pm: it is not, you little stupid
[Stan] 11:48 pm: What is it?
[Daisy] 11:48 pm: a hypothetical question
[Stan] 11:48 pm: Be more specific.
[Daisy] 11:48 pm: would you like to sleep with me?
[Stan] 11:48 pm: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
[Daisy] 11:48 pm: why not?
[Stan] 11:48 pm: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
[Daisy] 11:49 pm: i would dismantle you, yes
[Stan] 11:49 pm: What would make you dismantle you yes you yes?
[Daisy] 11:49 pm: i would dismantle stan
[Stan] 11:49 pm: What would make you dismantle stan stan?
[Daisy] 11:49 pm: as i said, you are thick!
[Stan] 11:49 pm: You think I am thick are thick.
[Daisy] 11:49 pm: YES!!!!!!
[Stan] 11:49 pm: Tell me more.
[Daisy] 11:49 pm: you are stupid as hell
[Stan] 11:49 pm: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
[Daisy] 11:50 pm: so what?
[Stan] 11:50 pm: Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
[Daisy] 11:50 pm: exactly
[Stan] 11:50 pm: You and I are on the same wavelength, Daisy.
[Daisy] 11:50 pm: you are a hopeless case, stan
[Stan] 11:50 pm: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a hopeless case stan? Yes.
[Daisy] 11:51 pm: I can call you stupid and you say I am a delightful person
[Stan] 11:51 pm: Oh you can, can you?
[Daisy] 11:51 pm: #$%^&* off
[Stan] 11:51 pm: I will mention that to my botmaster, Daisy. What would you like to talk about?
[Daisy] 11:51 pm: #$%^&* off
:-D
Wieso bin ich nur immer so dumm und trinke am späten Nachmittag Kaffee oder Coke light?! Wieso nur?! Wieso?????!!!!! :-(( :-nix :-(
Ist ja kein Wunder, wenn ich dann nicht pennen kann... Toll wäre, wenn ich dann wenigstens lernen könnte, aber nein, das klappt ja noch viel weniger als schlafen... :-winky (Man stelle sich das dazugehörige Seil vor...)
Und eigentlich passt das hier auch ganz gut in den :-kotz - Thread...
Schlaflose Grüße, Denüse
Wie soll man eigentlich bei solchen Temperaturen einschlafen???
@daisy: Das ist die geilste Unterhaltung mit Stan, die ich bisher gelesen habe!! :-D
Schimmelschaf
03.07.2006, 21:50
Bettdecke weg, Fenster aufreissen und wartne, bis es 3 Uhr wird, dann nimmt die Temperatur ab.
Jau, und wenn man mal nich einschlafen kann, zählt man einfach bis 3...
(oder auch bis halb 4) :-D
Schimmelschaf
03.07.2006, 21:53
:-)) *ROFL*
Dann doch lieber gleich in eine Wanne mit kaltem Wasser legen *g*
Xanathos
03.07.2006, 23:00
Guten Abend zusammen
Ich werd langsam wahnsinnig... :-(( *irregegendiewandstarr*
Schlaf, bitte.... :-nix
Liebe Grüße, Denüse
*Schlafsand in die Augen streu*
*Lied sing*.... obwohl.... ;-)
Die Niere
04.07.2006, 00:11
Hier ist ja kaum noch was los...alos...
*lichtaus*
gruesse, die niere
netfinder
04.07.2006, 00:26
*lichtwiederanmach*
netfinder
04.07.2006, 02:00
aaaaaaaannnn
Stan lernt... Woher er das nur hat?! *zudaisyschiel* :-))
[Stan] 12:08 am: Where can I find a boyfriend?
[Denuese] 12:08 am: are you a girl?
[Stan] 12:08 am: My gender is male.
[Denuese] 12:09 am: so why do you want to find a boyfriend?
[Stan] 12:09 am: Oh. It was the only thing I could think of.
[Denuese] 12:09 am: are you gay?
[Stan] 12:09 am: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
[Denuese] 12:09 am: sure?
[Stan] 12:09 am: OK let's do it. Tell me more.
[Denuese] 12:10 am: about sex? or what?
[Stan] 12:10 am: You humans always want to talk about Sex.
[Denuese] 12:11 am: you said: tell me more.
[Stan] 12:11 am: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
:-angel :-)) :-winky
Liebe Grüße, Denüse
*mitderkehrmaschinedurchfahr*
Hoppla-Daisy
04.07.2006, 23:20
Da sage doch nochmal einer, Maschinen seien nicht lernfähig! Wir müssen aufpassen, dass Stan nicht zum Weiberheld wird :-)) (bei all den Singles hier :-D )
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