HOSPITAL SKETCH
Am Besten: Get this machine that goes *ping* und Get this very expensive machine in case the administrator comes.
Schwangere: "What do i do?"
Doktor: "Nothing dear, your not qualified!"
Mutter: "A boy or a girl?"
Doktor:"Now I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on him, don't you?"
FRONTIERS OF MEDICINE
warum Pinguine schlauer sind als Menschen.